An Empty Backyard

No butt. I have no butt. Being black and buttless is a major stressor for me. Now I know many women with butts but the shapes arent desirable. But, how nice it would be to have a well defined butt. I dont have a butt, I have a "fanny". I have a fanny because its isnt threatening, it isnt noticable, its just there. Some women got a big backyard for an butt, and I dont even have a patio. I attended a show and after two hours, the lack of cushioning made my fanny ache. With all this fat on my body, you would think I would have a backside to go with it, NO! Cursed with a fanny.
back to work.