REDEMPTION!

Okay, yesterday, I was a raving feminist. Today I have mellowed out. I have read yet another article in the paper today that really lifted my spirits. MEN now have body shaping briefs available. Briefs that suck in the beer belly that was nursed with ales from the college years, briefs that suck in those flabby thighs that are hidden under baggy pants, BRIEFS that are padded to add a more delightful, supple appearance to the gluteous maximus. bwaaaahahahaaaa! (my decadent guffaw) Finally, men are the target of the nonsensical, sexist marketing that women have been subjected to for years. Men who werent conscious of their bodies suddenly will be knowing that there is now a market for their FLAWS!
When your man turns to you and softly asks, "baby, do you like my butt?" REVEL in the moment, and say "its great honey, but you can stand to firm it up a little". LOL
I LOVE IT! The table hasnt turned over, but it certainly has TILTED.
I am so happy that there are now more concerns for mens appearance other than the regular plight of hairloss. Yippee!
By the words of Shania Twain: MAN! I feel like a WOMAN!