"you're breaking out"

Why do some people feel compelled to state the obvious? I am driving my daughter to gymnastics and my husband informs me that I am breaking out.
OKAY, THANKS FOR THE FYI SWEETHEART.
Chances are, if you have a rash of acne all over your chin and forehead, you just may have a clue that its there!
I have decided that people tell you these things because they are SOOOO damned happy thats its not them. No one ever says : My God, you're making money! Christ, you are in great shape! Lord is your face polished!
No, they want to stroke their egos and remind you of your flaws.
I am 200 pounds and counting.
Bald headed (okay, five weeks away from a caesar)
Acne-ridden and tired. DO I REALLY HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT?
(deep breath)...okay, the ranting is over.
What am I going to do to really kick off this LIBERATION/FINDING THE NEW ME "thing"?
I am spending the weekend at a girlfriends house.
with my daughter....
(sigh)
Once I have this little girl, next time i go somewhere I will have jello shots and a dance off with the hottest hoochie in the room, and I will win. LMAO (bwahahahahahah)-evil laugh