My Love Affair with Mirena

I met her sometime in the summer. I actually read about her in a magazine and she really caught my interest. I quickly dimissed her knowing she was the real thing and I didnt think of her much more after that. Then in November I decided I wanted to be with her. I was tired of wondering about her. So, she and I became acquainted and its been a twisted love affair since.
Sometimes she hurts me, sometimes she even makes me bleed, but all the while she keeps me safe. She even forces me to eat every meal she desires. I'm talking Pizza and chinese in one sitting. But, I still love her, she protects me and I suppose it is worth it.

I am a strange lady who blogs about her IUD.

this is me in all my locking glory!

Flintstone Vitamins

When are some people going to make the decision to GROW up?
I cant believe at over forty years of age, you still dont have your finances in order.
You still think that life is fun and games and a fashion show.
You still cant keep your composure when things get heated.
You still cant find a lasting relationship.
You still cant mask your emotions, instead you consistantly store them on your sleeve.

Grow up you imbecile! Life is too short and you have wasted over a quarter of it on bull ca ca!

I despise you!
YOU MAKE ME SICK!

Grow up!


Take a Flintstone vitamin and GROW THE HECK UP PUH-LEEZE!


and have a happy new year too while you are at it! tee hee.

Brunsli

At first I couldnt even prounounce this name properly and now its rolling off of my lips!
I discovered "Brusli Hair Ties". Its a wonderful thing. I started my locs in July and they finally took shape in December. They are officially "locked". Because my hair is short (its in its infancy stages) I cant do very much with them except pin them back with clips or tie a thick headband around them. However, now with these marvelous hair ties and head bands I can jazz up my do with natural hair accessories like shells and quartz and wood and the list goes on! Yay! So instead of purchasing millions of yards of fabric and searching every store for just the right length and width of a scarf, I can slap on a Brunsli Hair Tie and KIM...Keep It Moving. The best thing is it doesnt hurt. I put on a head band and it didnt squeeze my temples to the point I felt like I was going to drift into a comotose state from lack of circulation to my BRAIN>>>>: )
niiiiiiice. Also, since its natural, its far more versatile than those darned fabric ties. I can match it with almost everything since its neutral.... yay!
I am pleased. I have to put up pics soon because I am loving myself too much today. tee hee.

A Minute

Its been awhile, but the baby has been born (oct 10th)
My husband still irritates me, but you would have to visit my myspace blog to see that.... I still love him immensly.(i just know i spelled that word wrong)
I am fat.... wearing a size 18. right before the baby, maternity was my only option.
now i am thru. I am not having anymore rug rats. I got an IUD and a diet on my mind.
January 12th I am going to the doc to shed these pounds. I need to lose the weight like, yesterday?!
we will see what happens.

She Hate Me

I suppose when you are on the verge on hating someone, that must mean you have enough love and passion for them to even experience hatred right? Because I know I love my husband to pieces, but he is really on the @ssh*le status right now.
Initially, my problems and concerns didnt even involve him and now because he takes everything so SENSITIVELY, it somehow turned out to be all about him. And now, he is the last person I need to interact with when I got all I got on my plate on top of it. I dont need extra aggravation. So... I am taking a break. I have two weeks before this jerk moves in and I am taking a vacation. NO phone calls, NO visitations. Just me by myself, working things out the way I know how as usual.
I wanted to scream at him. I didnt.
I wanted to show him that I can get very creative with my cussing, but I didnt.
My vacation from it all will be the equivalent to flipping him the bird and doing me.
ahhhh!

You Cant Stop ME, I sell AVON

HA!
thats what i have to say to all who thought that my miniscule compensation would thwart me from living my life. Well, not only has God blessed me with a second vehicle, but I havent had to spend hardly a dime on anything for this baby. I am 8.5 months and I didnt even have to purchase a car seat! I am blessed ya heard me?!!!
and when the money gets tight and I think I am going to lose my mind, I SELL AVON baby!
I got a customer base and everythang. You cant stop the juice!

Question of the Day:

"WHAT SPECIES OF BUTT-KISSER ARE YOU?"

Inspiration: The brown-nosing has got to come to an end at the workplace. There has got to be better ways to get ahead in the corporate world.